Monday, October 26, 2009

Frozen Food/Homeless

2 Saturday’s ago proved bad timing for a birthday hotdog roast held by Brig and Nick out at his girlfriend’s farm. The icy wind even coughed up some random flurries but not to fear—the guys cleaned out the tree house and provided a well-stocked bar and music.

Since nobody showed for quite a while (wine-bottling/’nuther birthday party for Nick’s grandpa), we roasted some hotdogs anyway—we were ravenous. I even ate the white bread (ick) surrounding mine; well most of it… As we shivered and shook and held our knees and ankles pressed tightly together in a frigid mermaid stance, I decided I was too cold to walk 6 steps to the paper plates. It was much easier to pile a big spoon of potato salad directly on top of my last clump of bread that was crushed in a semi-folded napkin—thus Jesse once again yells: “Your mom’s a freak! Is that a potato salad snowcone?!” I licked up 2 clumps of potato salad snowcone’ (no spoons) and then we went back indoors to hover by the space heater in the tree house.

Us old fogies left early so the youngsters could party, but he looked at a few mom-gifts….Since Brig works for UPS, an appropriate present was—well, a cardboard box. That’s what he got—he can have sweet dreams wrapped up in BROWN!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Are You KIDDING ME??!

failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest

I copy/paste this phrase in regards to Irritating, 'Ol Codger Stalker Man, or "Mom Stalker" as you've read about in the past...

4 separate court dates had been set for the first part of October; luckily we didn't have to drive to any of them, as the perpetrator pled no contest to stalking; thus saving us our gas, time, and emotional duress!
However, the ink has hardly dried on the page--it hasn't been a week and he's broken the law already.
Ridiculous serial bully/deceitful sorry old goat.