Thursday, March 18, 2010

Pied Piper's not always human....

We sat around the other night confessing "bad parenting/horrible mother" tales: myself, Sandy, & Sheila the wedding bouquet maker...I can think of countless mistakes I made, yet all worked out in the end--for all of us!

Once upon a time there lived two brothers, toddlers they were, who took great joy amusing themselves in the sunshine or shadows of nature. Long afternoons they passed lolling about the rocky lane with dusty bums or in the sweet-smelling woods with muddy feet.

Between the cottage barn and the Queen's window was a slight clearing; she could watch the children play about the yard there chasing butterflies or collecting acorn treasures to fill their small pockets.

As the long summer days passed a strange occurrence transpired: before twilight cast its shadows, two odd visitors would slowly plod toward the youth from afar--a seemingly placid goat with his peculiar partner, Dog. With a cautious observance the unlikely pair would slowly circle the boys from a great distance before heading back down the road from whence they came.

At first the children took no notice, but as the days passed Goat and Dog casually tightened their path to a closer degree, occasionally nipping at grass clumps and wilted vegetables from the sleepy garden or wagging their tails beseechingly. The boys took note of the suspicious pair and soon wandered amoungst them freely, occasionally allowing a friendly lick or slight nudge before the Queen would gather them up in her arms and banish the creatures far down the lane.

Though dazzlingly bright in the sunlight, the baleful golden eyes of Goat now glinted and flashed in the evening shadows. Dog's tail grew silent and resentful while darkness fell upon all the land. A raven called. Dry lightening rumbled purply in the distance while oppressive heat settled in the uneasy valley. No rain came. Dog and Goat settled upon a high rocky ledge and scrutinized the tiny farm far below.

With dawn came the sleepy sun stretching its beams onto the earth and into the garret window. Pale yellow rays beseechingly called the sweaty-faced boys from their troublesome rest to come tumbling from the house.

It was slightly cooler under the nearby trees and much nicer to sit tranquilly on a moss cushion amusing themselves with twigs and sweet violets. Soon the children chattered amicably while brilliant charming beetles scurried about entertaining them with their antics, which caused them to laugh aloud delightedly. The queen smiled in her chamber.

A short time later as the morning hours wove the sun's warmth into a thick blanket, a gradual silence crept under the covers to envelope the still air. A sudden thudding heart drove the Queen outdoors; fierce fear speared an icy blade into her very soul. The toddlers had vanished...


more later/ more revisions!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

The Hawk and the Mermaid

As I opened the freezer & laid to rest a saran-wrapped brush full of Kilz (not a dead animal) that will be resurrected by the pilot light in the morning a.m., I was glad that I'd made an attempt to paint the kitchen ceiling instead of moping about. High on the ladder, all I could think was the following:

"When the Mermaid Girl and the Falcon delivered the Frog Prince into the world, the onset of labor brought about a fierce wind and bitter snow that followed the little family for a fortnight; impeding the baby's first week check-up, yet they remained awestruck, snug and undaunted by the tiny miracle they'd created deep in their wooded cabin." or something.

Well, the first part of the sentence was a good start but I forgot the last half while I was watching "Desperate Housewives" and can't reconstruct it! Maybe I'll dream it.... I'd been calling Emery 'little minnow', while others referred to him as little frog or tadpole...my mom always called my son Tegan 'little grasshopper'. I'd received the "Owl and the Pussycat" poem re-written by Grandma Sandy a couple weeks ago and I was just tickled because I could picture each scene perfectly!
Here it is!

The Hawk and The Mermaid (with apologies to Edward Lear)


The hawk and the mermaid went to the beach
In a beautiful sea-blue Ford
They had plenty of “honey”, but not much money,
(‘Twas not in their nature to hoard.)

The hawk looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
“O lovely Lady, o Fishy, my love,
What a beautiful Fishy you are, you are,
What a beautiful Fishy you are!”

Fishy said to the bird, “That’s the best song I’ve heard,
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married; too long we have tarried,
But what shall we do for a ring?”

So they flew far away in less than a day
To the hills with the grass and flint rocks.
And there in the town, a jeweler they found,
With THE RING in a velvet-lined box, a box,
With the ring in a velvet-lined box.

“Dear man, are you willing to sell for one shilling
That ring?” Said the jeweler, “I will.”
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the “Cleric” who lived on the hill.

They ate barbecue and drank copious brew,
Minus the aid of a spoon,
And wing in arm, they strolled on the farm,
And danced by the light of the moon, the moon,
And danced by the light of the moon.

Oh they’ve had immense fun, but the story’s not done,
For what’s best is what money can’t buy.
Of the froglet they spawned they’re terrifically fond,
And the dog with the crazy blue eye, blue eye
And the dog with the crazy blue eye!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Brain Waves

Written several weeks ago: I was thinking today about my lack of ambition; my vacuous eonic state of passive winter blasé and I’ve decided perhaps that I should try to wean myself back off the pain killers I started in October. {Either that or I’m missing the sun.)
So.
I have not taken my afternoon meds. (I also missed them Friday and saw people’s faces blur and strangely twist—and that was BEFORE we went down to the bar.) So, bent over scavenging through the fridge today with my oversized ass in the air (thanks, pills, for my medicated addiction to anything sugar & the 10 extra pounds), I finally found some brew I had purchased in early fall when I was methodically taste-testing the entire beer section of the liquor store. (IN LEIU OF PAIN KILLERS, I might add.) Anyway, I found “Alley Cat” and popped one open. Ugg. Disgusting. Tasted just like alley cat. Rank. Even with tomato juice added. But meds make me taste NOTHING. Or nothing tastes right. I taste nothing except cloying metal in my mouth 24 hours a day and other strange oddities; simple foods tastes like: smoke from a firecracker, fingernail polish remover, oily garage floor, field dust, licking a rubber shoe, toadstools,any 1960’s vehicle, aluminum foil, bandaids….quite odd. And it’s hard to swallow. Physically swallow. Dry. That’s when the sugar comes into play—anything sugary creates a bizarre explosion of intense saccharine crystals so shockingly sweet it must be like crunchy honey on crack. Thus I continue to shove crap in my mouth. At least I sense a somewhat realistic taste. Sigh. It’s a catch-22. Stop the meds and I will hurt too bad to exercise (or walk or sit); be nearly pain-free, exercise but gain weight. Ugg again.
If summer were here I could mess around outdoors instead of sitting like a zombie watching ‘Toddlers in Tiaras’ or some other nonsense. One can tell I am lacking self-ambition this winter due to the sporadic inconsistency of my blogs. See, I am writing this one (and have written many mentally), but lack the motivation to open up Mozilla and type my blog password. Now that’s just damn lazy—too much work to type in a password. Go figure. Well, the weekend is over, thus I will reach for those prescription bottles in the a.m……………

TODAY!!! Laziness Update!!!
9 days ago I had a shot in my spine—yippee! It worked for 5 days, then Euphoria wore off…and I had my 2nd one this morning. “For a few moments, you’ll feel like you drank 2 beers—here’s #1!” says the nurse as she drugs my IV. “And #2!” It did! I never felt any injection in my spine either time—but whether it works or not, I am not going to take those pain killing, zombie-concocting pills anymore. I’ve stopped for 8 days and feel more human-like already! Who needs something called Cyclone (fun fun if you OD?) anyway—and I don’t have epilepsy, so why take THAT?!
LOOK! I am actually typing—and posting! And I am ready to add more details to illustration work tomorrow! And I didn’t even watch TV Sunday at all…

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I got nuthin.