Friday, May 28, 2010

Ladder Ballet/Clutz

When I got home from work today it was really freakin' hot, so I went out back to see if any garden tomatoes needed a drink from the hose. I was shocked to see 2 of my cherry trees had plenty of already ripened fruit. NO! NOT YET! Stay green for a couple more days--I have other things to do around the house before I am committed to cleaning and pitting YOU! Its a wreck!
Rats--I've slept after work almost all week. Knowing that I was to get one of my spine injections Thursday, I was not allowed to take drugs for the previous 5 days--and I started getting a killer ear-ache on Monday. By Tuesday evening and all day Wednesday, I was feeling rather chilly/sweaty, so I finally got some Bactrum on Wednesday eve.
(Shhhhh. That's a secret!) I didn't tell the nurse at the hospital that info when I went ahead with the shot on Thursday afternoon! But I feel great today--it only hurts a little when I bend!
However, I did get up at 4:00am Wed and Thurs, when the Briglet goes to work--so I could go to work too and then leave a little earlier. Hmmmm--in my state of sleepiness and the heat and that new shot, should I pick cherries or not?

I got a 1/2 bucket standing on the metal rung ladder wearing wet flipflops when I felt like it wasn't the wisest choice in the world to be sliding around like that. Plus the pair of sweat shorts I put in had lost their elastic and pulling them up with 1 hand just wasn't working.
I put on good decent shoes with traction and some long jean shorts to be safe. HA! No sooner had I climbed back up when I felt the ladder start to slide over sideways--like very slow motion. I calculated that I could get one foot on the top of the chain-link fence pole if I were lucky, and I was. I don't know how I managed to get BOTH feet on the top of the fence, but I did, still holding the bucket and a small branch like Tarzan. or a monkey.
Unfortunately, when my feet came down on the fence, they quickly slid on the green raspberry leaves that are covering the metal and I ended up with my butt on the bar (and pulling the poor tree over sideways)--whew! The neighbor guy has his garden of tomatoes and potatoes right in front of me...please don't fall forward and ruin his plants. Whew. So I sat there and looked around like a bird, burst out laughing and prayed no one had seen my graceful fall. But I saved the cherries--and my back. I think.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Photo Thief.

Succumbing to the equivalent of a lowly dumpster diver searching for supper, I've pilfered this picture from my daughter's Picassa, if only to easily/lazily update my blog with little thought process required, but mainly to show off such a darling photo of a baby and his daddy...
Yes, I shall also steal HER headline "The Boat Cab, the Captain, and the Bilge Rat". Oh, Grandma...shame. I doubt I would of thought of calling Emery a rattus rattus.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Classmate.



Hmmmm. You never know what you'll find cruising the back alley of Google...looks like a classmate of my daughter's. What the heck?! I wonder if many of the youth who've been under suspicion for local thefts...are possibly off the hook now?